You asked for it so here it is Round 2 of the ultimate bad ass competitions
Rambo Vs John McClane
Very tough, I can't imagine them ever fighting. They should join forces and conquer the world! But for the sake of of the league I will have to choose 1 and that 1 is.... John McClane. He falls into Rambo's bamboo traps bare feet first then hops out and head butts Rambo into the propeller of a Huey waiting to pick up Rambo's lifeless body.
Winner: John McClane
Col. Braddock Vs. Snake Pliskin
Snake Pliskin peels the bomb from his neck and shoves it up Braddock's ass.
James Bond Vs. Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones whips Bond's gun from his hand then chops his head off with his machete. He then precedes to seduce Miss. Moneypenny on Mr. Bonds desk. M also joins in.
Riggs Vs. Ash
During this incredible fight a horde of ferorcious zombies storm into the ring and take out Rigg's back up Murdough. With his best friend turned to lunch meat Riggs goes into a crazy frenzy and lunges for Ash just to step right into his chainsaw arm ripping out all his organs in a bloody mass of ooze.
Up Next the FINALS!